Sunday, August 12, 2018

Goo

Dreamed I was in a school building and a guy was in line with me. He was super nervous.  When we got inside we faced a very pretty but bitchy girl he had sexually assaulted a few years back.  He wanted to come back and apolgize to her and lso introduce her to his wife and daughter.

The girl and her sister refused and the girl actually got so angry and scared that she overheated and zapped the guy into a puddle of goo.  Her sister wiped him up with a paper towel. 

A cat came along and begin licking the towel, so we had to try and wrestle it  away, put it in a ziplock bag, and trek across town to the science lab to try and clone him.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Sagittarius

Sometimes I think we Sags are a conglomeration of the rest of the zodiac.  Maybe because our sign is "arched" outward and upward, we missed the more obvious traits of our zodiac kin and thus emulate inadvertently?

For instance, Sags are mostly known for being emotionless and full of adventure.  But also:

We are quite optimistic, but can be super short tempered like an Aries

It can be hard but we can be loyal to the right person, like Taurus.  However, we can be so bullheaded!

The twins, ye olde Gemini, are so two-faced sometimes.  Sadly we Sags can be just as dirty, though we at least are engaging and energetic about it...

We can definitely be just as emotional as a Cancer, though we love to dish out advice and care like most Cancers, too.

Who's more friendly than a cuddly Leo?  Obviously a Sag, but don't slip up and tell us because our egos can be massive...

It's mostly hidden, but we Sags tend to be A-Types, perfectionists, even, just like our fellow Virgos.  But it's only because we're so good at everything, just like them...

I've noticed that many Sagittarius tend to get involved in social justice.  Much like Libras, we strive to be fair and balanced...but also like Libras, we can be so darned indecisive.

Scorpios are so moody sometimes, but when they are on a happy streak they will exhaust you with their passions.  Who else does that sound like?  (Hint:  Sagittarius)

There's a reason why Sagittarius is a fire sign.  Like Capricorn, we are driven to success...but if you cross us, we will instantly cut you off.  So cold blooded...

Ah, Aquarius, so full of love for humanity and good will.  These traits are quite apparent in Sagittarius too, and also like Aquarius we can be perceived as distant and lost in our own ideals...

It's so easy to hurt the feelings of a Pisces.  This is because sometimes their imagination and creativity knows no bounds.  We Sags are this, but we might not tell you about it.

Ref:  https://zodiacfire.com/best-worst-trait-zodiac-sign/

Saturday, April 28, 2018

SweatCoin

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Saturday, April 21, 2018

Rotty Strawberry

Dream: I just dreamed that Reg and I were staying at a very large bed and breakfast.  I walked around and found there were a lot of dogs and puppies on the property.  One was a big Rotweiller and he followed me back to the bedroom in which we were staying and literally started talking to Reggie.  The dog told Reggie that he was the dog's pet forever and had to do whatever the dog said.  Then the dog brought out one of those science project boards - it was covered in pink felt.  He folded it and then started putting information about how to grow strawberries all over it.  When Reg went over to help him, the dog proudly told us this was his daughter's science project.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

copy laundry


Y'all ready for another crazy dream? My print shop friends will get a kick out of this one:

I dreamed I was invited to a party. Before it started someone handed me a label off a hair bottle and asked for a double sided copy. I go to the laundromat (?) nearby and attempt the copy on cardstock. I. Cannot. Figure out. How to get the sides to line up...but I can get two copies of the label to print on the same side of paper...

Mind you, during my time in the laundromat I teach someone how to use a black and white copier, a fax machine, and a color copier. And I think I loaded a washer. ðŸ˜‚ All the while getting super frustrated that I can't make this darned copy! I finally say to myself "ok, Becca, either you make this copy or you wake up."

I woke up....

Jurassic dream

Y'all ready for another crazy dream of mine?

I dreamed I worked in a large, opaque unmarked highrise. Inside we would bend time and space to create "portal balls" - bouncy, stretchy, and looked like liquid filled spheres that captured and jetted all the monsters and animals used in sci-fi or horror movies back to a time or place where they actually existed. Think Alien, Jurassic Park, ...and Disney.

Anyway, one day we were working with interstellar monsters and word got out to the activists who were against our work so they waited until we left for the day (my coworkers and I always left after dusk and traveled in different directions) to attack the building. When we were alerted we rushed back, but before I could get inside I rounded a corner of the building that had some high grass and realized some of the woodland creatures in Bambi had escaped and learned how to duplicate themselves. I had to convince their leader to round up his crew, go back inside, and we would discuss the consequences of them trying to take over Earth after I finished saving these activists from horror and sci-fi creatures who could easily overpower them.

Surprisingly, their cute furry leader was agreeable and even offered to help fight.

Once we got inside of course utter chaos ensued. Some of the activists had gotten into some serums we were using to keep the portal balls round and so they were in some weird trance and trying to climb through walls using ice ladders (yeah, I dunno).

I don't remember how we subdued everyone but I think it involved trapping some of them in other worlds before the authorities got there.

And then I woke up. Happy Monday, Folks!

work drinking dream

Y'all ready for another dream story? This one is about work...

As you know I work for a printing and manufacturing company. In my dream I was brought back a job that had two components - some drafts and a flipbook that kind of looked like coupons. I discovered a print error on the first page of the coupon book so pulled a manager over to help me figure out the job number - oddly none of the tracking paperwork came back with the job. We consulted one lady in our Quality department via WebEx (odd because the quality department is right behind Client Services) but she wasn't able to answer our questions. Suddenly the manager and I were pulled in through the WebEx back through time and space where we landed in a kitchen. There was a big fire going at the hearth and pot of bubbling...something. Three old sisters came in and started preparing tea over powdered sugar (what?) And chanting. The Quality lady was there and she says "this tea will help you see the job number. You must drink!"

And then I woke up.