I need a banjo and to meet Li'l Jon

(10:11:19 AM) Becca: so yeah, I had this dream early this morning

(10:11:52 AM) Nic: About banjos and lil john

(10:11:55 AM) Becca: I was on Reba, and Barbara Jean was babysitting three little girls, and she decided to have a wedding in a country-n-western bar

(10:12:16 AM) Nic: Ok...

(10:12:20 AM) Nic: Lol

(10:13:58 AM) Becca: she thought it'd be cute if the three little girls sang some...I can't remember. Anita Baker, Patti Labelle....do you remember that Designing Women episode where the ladies were in a contest and Susanne ended up in blackface because they were singing?

(10:14:43 AM) Becca: anyway, one of the little girls ended up drunk. now, keep in mind the girls are about 8 years old, but they were dressed in sparkly evening gowns and makeup, wigs, etc.

(10:14:59 AM) Nic: Yes that was a mess

(10:15:00 AM) Becca: so, we were all in trouble now with the bar owner, and no one was playing music

(10:15:03 AM) Nic: Omg
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10:15:26 AM) Becca: so the patrons and the bar owner are getting pissed and wanting us to leave, when we decided to get on stage and play for them.

(10:15:44 AM) Becca: of course, the girls are horrendous because one is sick and the others are scared and can't remember their lines

(10:15:52 AM) Becca: so I said "let's play Oh Susanna"

(10:16:27 AM) Becca: I had to sing it for my band members because hardly any of them knew it, but one of my drummers was really good at beats so he picked right up

(10:16:40 AM) Becca: we get to the 3rd go round with "Oh Susanna", and we falter

(10:17:10 AM) Becca: things are looking bad, when all of a sudden Li'l Jon busts out the back curtain with "I came from Alabama with my hair hangin' 7 feet!"

(10:17:18 AM) Becca: and it just gets crunk from there.

(10:17:28 AM) Becca: I woke up laughing. Reggie was like, what the heck

(10:17:35 AM) Becca: then he gets crunk

(10:17:45 AM) Becca: I've gotta make this dream a reality

(10:17:48 AM) Becca: just gotta!

(10:19:33 AM) Nic: Roflmbo!!!

(10:20:41 AM) Becca: see? and you can totally picture it, too, right? it's epic. needs to be done.